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Getting Excited,very shortly heading off to the Airport to pick up our Granddaughter,flying in from Hervey bay,be here for a month Sue is more than excited

What age is she Rick? And how long since you've seen her?

Just Rick · **Reply #700: December 29, 2013, 13:08:57**

Quote from: Dazzler on December 29, 2013, 11:17:47

Quote from: Rick-without the P on December 29, 2013, 03:50:41
Getting Excited,very shortly heading off to the Airport to pick up our Granddaughter,flying in from Hervey bay,be here for a month Sue is more than excited
What age is she Rick? And how long since you've seen her?

Caitlin is 11 and it will have been just over two years since we went up to Hervey Bay,when our second granddaughter was born.

Going to be a bit of a juggle,I have to still work for the first ten or so days she is here,plus while she is here,we have a bitch due to whelp,not a fun time of the year to be whelping bitches

eye30 · **Reply #701: December 29, 2013, 15:17:38**

Quote from: Rick-without the P on December 29, 2013, 13:08:57

while she is here,we have a bitch due to whelp,not a fun time of the year to be whelping bitches

Got me lost with this sentence.

Have i missed something in translation?

AlanHo · **Reply #702: December 29, 2013, 15:37:23**

Quote from: eye30 on December 29, 2013, 15:17:38

Quote from: Rick-without the P on December 29, 2013, 13:08:57
while she is here,we have a bitch due to whelp,not a fun time of the year to be whelping bitches

Got me lost with this sentence.

Have i missed something in translation?

Stand by for a dogged response

Doggie 1 · **Reply #703: December 30, 2013, 07:31:51**

It's a lot better than belping witches.

Just Rick · **Reply #704: January 05, 2014, 00:29:35**

Eye,sorry we breed and show Saint Bernard s,hence one of my profile photo's,while my granddaughter is here we have a Female Dog(bitch) Due to have Puppies(Whelp) the reason it is going to be a juggle is once the Bitch goes into whelp I can't leave her,if all goes well then I live with the bitch and the pups for the first two weeks.

Just Rick · **Reply #705: January 05, 2014, 00:32:03**

Oldie but a Goodie I thought I'd Share

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mp
h, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

Dazzler · **Reply #706: January 05, 2014, 01:52:48**

Might be Hossable I think Rick, but I ain't going to do it 'caus it's Sunday and I'm approaching the end of my shift .. besides I liked it!

The Gonz · **Reply #707: January 05, 2014, 02:03:32**

Mod shifts? Wow, you guys sure are organised.

Just Rick · **Reply #708: January 11, 2014, 09:33:18**

I nearly peed myself when I read this,if it's been on here before just HOS me who gives a toss,I still liked it

Doggie 1 · **Reply #709: January 11, 2014, 09:43:47**

I like that.

Just Rick · **Reply #710: January 11, 2014, 09:49:01**

Quote from: Doggie 1 on January 11, 2014, 09:43:47

I like that.

Yes that's something I would be stoopid enough to do

Dazzler · **Reply #711: January 11, 2014, 10:57:06**

Quote from: Rick-without the P on January 11, 2014, 09:49:01

Quote from: Doggie 1 on January 11, 2014, 09:43:47

I like that.

Yes that's something I would be stoopid enough to do

I liked it too!

eye30 · **Reply #712: January 11, 2014, 11:16:55**

Met a lady who was wearing a t shirt with PAT across the front.

How was i to know it was her name!

Dazzler · **Reply #713: January 11, 2014, 11:25:40**

Quote from: eye30 on January 11, 2014, 11:16:55

Met a lady who was wearing a t shirt with PAT across the front.

How was i to know it was her name!

If we come to visit you I will make sure Trish doesn't have her real name on her T-shirt!

Just Rick · **Reply #714: January 16, 2014, 11:37:56**

came across this today and boy doesn't this ring a bell

FatBoy · **Reply #715: January 16, 2014, 21:56:32**

I like that Rick.

The Gonz · **Reply #716: January 17, 2014, 04:38:32**

Looks like something that can be worked into the learner's permit process.

Just Rick · **Reply #717: January 17, 2014, 09:06:39**

An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, 'Where are you going?'
He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.'
She says, 'Why, are you sick?'
He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.'
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
He says, 'Where the heck are you going'?
She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.'
He says, 'Why, what do you need?'
She says, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a Tetanus shot.'

Phil №❶ · **Reply #718: January 17, 2014, 09:08:09**

Dazzler · **Reply #719: January 17, 2014, 09:08:50**

An oldie but a goodie!