[Just Rick]

  Like This One

[FatBoy]

 

The Australian one should also read "All of the above"

[The Gonz]

Ah yes, brings 4-Eyes and XXXX so much more into mutual relevance.

[Just Rick]

How Freaking Cool Is This,I just Found this Program on My Computer Today,Even a Moron Like Me Can Use It

[Just Rick]

We had some new arrivals early Friday Morning,I am lucky if I have had six hours sleep since then,a lot of work

[Dazzler]

Aww, cute!

[Just Rick]

This IS probably HOS materiel But boy it's funny every time I read it 

The teacher asked her class to write down on a piece of paper the type of work their daddies did.

The children, very excitedly, scribbled their answers.

One by one, the teacher asked each child to stand and describe the job.

There was much laughter and screaming, that is apart from little Tommy.

“Tommy, why do you look so sad?” asked the teacher.

Tommy slowly rose to his feet, and replied: “My Dad’s a stripper in a gay bar.”

The other children remained silent, as Tommy continued.

“Sometimes, he doesn't come home, and my Mummy sits crying.

Sometimes, he sells his body for other men’s pleasure.”

There were gasps around the classroom.

The teacher acted quickly and dismissed the children, telling them to go out and play.

She then walked up to little Tommy, put her arm around his shoulders, and asked: “Is all that true, Tommy?”

“No, not at all Miss. He really plays cricket for England, but I was too embarrassed to say.”

 

[Phil №❶]

   

[Doggie 1]

 

[Dazzler]

Wow!  Hard not to laugh at that one..

Don't think you will be HOSS'd though ..last time it was posted was probably the Aussie Team that was embarrassing 

[Just Rick]

Here's another one,I'll hit a  one soon,

Good Doctors Prevail



A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area.



The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk..



He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she hears snip, snip, snip, snip.



The doctor emerges from under her skirt. "How's that?" he asks.



"Well, it's a lot better actually" she says, "but..........it's still there."



Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip..



Out he comes. "How's that?" he asks again more confident.



"That's wonderful! What did you do?" she asked.



"I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots."

[Phil №❶]

 

[Dazzler]

 

Must be some of that "Fuzzy Logic" I've heard about! 

[paul]

No wonder we shipped all of our convicts (and retards )off to Australia

off to put my flack jacket on

[Phil №❶]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. 

[Just Rick]

Now this one I thought was funny,sure I haven't seen this one here

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer." the man began, "I can explain,".

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."

"But officer, I just wanted to say...."

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

[FatBoy]

 

[Doggie 1]

 

[Just Rick]

This story does carry a Tissue Alert
some of our English friends may know of this story,the tissue alert is not for any one reason,yes it is sad to see such a young boy afflicted with such a rare and debilitating condition,it is horrific to think some Arse hole could do this to any animal (no wonder I hate most people in general) but I think the most touching part is that with the two now together they have both found a new purpose and freedom which neither had before.

This Story Of A Boy And His Dog Will Melt Your Heart

[agentr31]

THIS, DOGEMINER - Dogecoin Mining Simulator

you will waste bulk time on it...

[Dazzler]

@ Rick, Thanks for the video link 

[Just Rick]

 

Absolutely brilliant 

Two men were out golfing. As one was ready to take his shot, a funeral procession drove by the golf course. The man stopped what he was doing, put down his club, and took off his hat and placed it over his heart. His partner was moved by this and said, "That's the nicest thing I've even seen you do!" The man looked back at him and said, "Well, that's the least I could do after 20 years of marriage..."

[Phil №❶]

 

[Just Rick]

 The Babes at four weeks old,their first day outside(only for a very short time,as it is very hot here) they had a feed outside and their first brush,didn't think they thought much of what little grass we have here at the moment.

Otis,Mya and Bambi Playing - YouTube

[Phil №❶]

Not playing for me 

[asathorny]

The Babes at four weeks old,their first day outside(only for a very short time,as it is very hot here) they had a feed outside and their first brush,didn't think they thought much of what little grass we have here at the moment.

Otis,Mya and Bambi Playing - YouTube

right that's it, I want one 

[Dazzler]

The Babes at four weeks old,their first day outside(only for a very short time,as it is very hot here) they had a feed outside and their first brush,didn't think they thought much of what little grass we have here at the moment.

Otis,Mya and Bambi Playing - YouTube

  Quite big already for their age (not that I'm surprised!)

[neptune]

Phil....hit full screen......bottom ...right hand side....

[Phil №❶]

Phil....hit full screen......bottom ...right hand side....

Cheers, Thanks 

They are cute at that size.

[Just Rick]

Older Chinese restaurant owners thought they would spice up their love life

Going into the store room and at the heat of their passion

The husband says,I want to have a sixty niner

Old Chinese lady contorts "why yu wan beef and blak ben saw rih now"