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Quote from: FatBoy on May 06, 2012, 09:44:56Quote from: 2i30s on May 06, 2012, 09:42:39I'll have a coffee thanks,a flat white with no sugar. I believe it is "The High and Dry Tavern" not "The High and Dry Cafe". Make it an Irish Coffee, and I'll join you. splash a shot into my mug slim.
Quote from: 2i30s on May 06, 2012, 09:42:39I'll have a coffee thanks,a flat white with no sugar. I believe it is "The High and Dry Tavern" not "The High and Dry Cafe". Make it an Irish Coffee, and I'll join you.
I'll have a coffee thanks,a flat white with no sugar.
"In 1942', he says, 'the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. One day I was protecting these bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these Fokkers appeared".There were a few gasps from the old ladies."I looked up and realised that two of the Fokkers were directly above me. I aimed at the first one and shot him down. By then, though, the other Fokker was right on my tail".By now, the old ladies were blushing fiercely and looking decidely uncomfortable.So, one of the people at the old pilot's table stood up and announced to the Tavern in general, "I should point out that "Fokker" was the name of the aircraft company which made many of the planes used by the Germans during the war"."Yes, that's true', says the old pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerchmitts". !!
Quote from: surferdude on May 06, 2012, 10:20:23"In 1942', he says, 'the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. One day I was protecting these bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these Fokkers appeared".There were a few gasps from the old ladies."I looked up and realised that two of the Fokkers were directly above me. I aimed at the first one and shot him down. By then, though, the other Fokker was right on my tail".By now, the old ladies were blushing fiercely and looking decidely uncomfortable.So, one of the people at the old pilot's table stood up and announced to the Tavern in general, "I should point out that "Fokker" was the name of the aircraft company which made many of the planes used by the Germans during the war"."Yes, that's true', says the old pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerchmitts". !! Lucky this isn't a TV channel you would be banned for life
Quote from: Dazzler on May 06, 2012, 12:17:28Quote from: surferdude on May 06, 2012, 10:20:23"In 1942', he says, 'the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. One day I was protecting these bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these Fokkers appeared".There were a few gasps from the old ladies."I looked up and realised that two of the Fokkers were directly above me. I aimed at the first one and shot him down. By then, though, the other Fokker was right on my tail".By now, the old ladies were blushing fiercely and looking decidely uncomfortable.So, one of the people at the old pilot's table stood up and announced to the Tavern in general, "I should point out that "Fokker" was the name of the aircraft company which made many of the planes used by the Germans during the war"."Yes, that's true', says the old pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerchmitts". !! Lucky this isn't a TV channel you would be banned for life Geez. You're a bit tough Dazz. Even Graham Kennedy didn't get banned for life.
I recognized the joke as the one some comedian got a lifetime TV ban for... I forget his name
Ned Giles was in the pub again today - we haven't seen him for a few weeks.He's been in hospital after an industrial accident - he works at a factory in the town and fell into an upholstery machine.Good to see him back now he is fully recovered.
I don't think he is fully recovered yet, he still gets the stitch if he runs up hills
Quote from: Dazzler on May 07, 2012, 21:26:13I don't think he is fully recovered yet, he still gets the stitch if he runs up hills I don't know how you think 'em up.................
Since getting back he's really become a part of the fabric of society.
Quote from: db08 on May 08, 2012, 07:07:58Since getting back he's really become a part of the fabric of society.Don't you find he panics a bit if he gets hemmed in at the bar?
Quote from: surferdude on May 08, 2012, 07:12:36Quote from: db08 on May 08, 2012, 07:07:58Since getting back he's really become a part of the fabric of society.Don't you find he panics a bit if he gets hemmed in at the bar? Darn it!!!-You now got me in stitches.............
We are going to have to stop this - you are needling me.....................
Quote from: AlanHo on May 08, 2012, 07:29:24We are going to have to stop this - you are needling me..................... Oh I don't know. Sofa Sogood.