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Anyone for a game of darts....
Quote from: eye30 on April 14, 2012, 18:47:37Anyone for a game of darts....Only if you don't make me hold the board again. I'm still recovering from last time.
A blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a vicar, a priest, a rabbi, two giraffes and a duck, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman, a Polish guy, and a Scotsman walked into our bar.the barmaid took one look and said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
You need to offer your staff better training in "Responsible Joke Identification".It it were meant to be a joke there would have been a Texan, an Aussie, a Kiwi, a South African, a grasshopper named Harvey, a polar bear (big pause!!) and a horse (you know, long face).
Quote from: Ugly Mongrel on April 17, 2012, 23:56:12You need to offer your staff better training in "Responsible Joke Identification".It it were meant to be a joke there would have been a Texan, an Aussie, a Kiwi, a South African, a grasshopper named Harvey, a polar bear (big pause!!) and a horse (you know, long face). You are of course quite right - I have spent far too much time recently on road testing cars and too little time on the barmaid.I intend hiring John Cleese to teach her the basics of good cutomer relations as he so adequately demonstrated when he ran a hotel.
I have spent far too much time recently on road testing cars and too little time on the barmaid.
It's a long time since I saw Morris Dancers.I remember them coming through the village when I was a kid (or child, as I was in England )
"There's a load of blind people on the village green kicking shit out of the Morris Dancers!"
Quote from: Ugly Mongrel on April 19, 2012, 13:30:48 "There's a load of blind people on the village green kicking shit out of the Morris Dancers!"I used to morris dance but I had to gave it up as I kept sliding off the bonnet.... I then took up tap dancing but I had to gave that up because I kept falling in the sink
Quote from: eye30 on April 19, 2012, 14:33:21Quote from: Ugly Mongrel on April 19, 2012, 13:30:48 "There's a load of blind people on the village green kicking shit out of the Morris Dancers!"I used to morris dance but I had to gave it up as I kept sliding off the bonnet.... I then took up tap dancing but I had to gave that up because I kept falling in the sink What's your ballroom dancing like?...............
Are you sure that's not you, UM?I reckon I can see the resemblance....... A pair of sunnies and a hat and we wouldn't be able to tell you apart....