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Don't believe the lying toad - I live on the premises......................
A bloke came up to me in the High & Dry and asked if I was interested in some "bent gear" he had in his car. Not one to miss the chance of a bargain I followed him to his car, when he opened the boot it was full of bananas, cucumbers & boomerangs.
You have such a way with words and women. I take it you went home alone again?
"Nobody gave them to me," replied Seamus . "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."
Quote from: Ugly Mongrel on March 31, 2012, 22:34:14Do you need more bar staff?I do indeed need an extra barman because of the increase in customers we are getting. However, anyone thinking of applying for the barman vacancy should note that I now only employ married men - singles are disqualified. This is because I prefer employees who are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut, and don't pout when I yell at them.
Do you need more bar staff?
I'd order two beers from her, and make her carry one in each hand. She'd get a tip!! (And maybe a pointer as well)