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Can you believe this? Three vampires walked into the High and Dry.The bartender asks the first one "What'll ya have"?The first vampire says: "I vant some bluud".Disgusted, the bartender looks at the next vampire and says, "What about you"?The second vampire says "I vant some bluud".Ready to throw them all out, the bartender looks at the third vampire and says: "I suppose you want blood too"?The third vampire says: "No, I'll just have plasma...bluud lite"
That boy. I like him already
We put up a sign in our restaurant that read “Unique All-Day Breakfast” to try and attract more business during the credit crunch.A guy came in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.“What’s your ‘Unique Breakfast?’” he asked.“Baked tongue of chicken with salad,” she replied.“Baked tongue of chicken?… Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth!” he fumed.Undaunted, the waitress asked, “What would you like then?”“Just bring me scrambled eggs,” the man replied.]
Glad you could "pluck" up the courage to post, Rusty. For a while there I thought you were too chicken.
Question:Why is an egg tapered at one end?
Quote from: eye30 on July 03, 2012, 12:42:28Question:Why is an egg tapered at one end?In case it needs to be put back to cock a bit longer.